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“I guess there are some people who would have a better dance than others,” he said. “Maybe you were expecting Mikhail Baryshnikov and you got someone looking like Mike Schwartz. I wouldn't answer the door either.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[padraig]

Hey, that dancer passed up an opportunity to audition for "RuPaul's Drag Race" to take that gig. Dude's got to compensate for the loss of a dream.

[Steve]

I don't know Mike Schwartz, but I'm thinking he's single, ladies.

[ligirl]

peephole FAIL

[poker]

I served with Baryshnikov. I knew Baryshnikov. Baryshnikov was a friend of mine. You're no Baryshnikov.

[nursecindy]

I have the same problem when I do the door to door dancing thing. It's very frustrating.

[Omniskeptic]

You served with Sgt Shnikov? Me, too. Good old Barry. What a guy. Great dancer, too.

[Digger]

I'll bet the non-responding man was a high school chemistry teacher. We did something similar to our vice principal...

[Jeff Meyerson]

Coming this Fall to Fox:

Door to Door Lap Dancer, starring Octomom