NATURAL SCIENCES EDUCATOR OF THE WEEK
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Natural Sciences Educator of the Week, as well as the fascinating story about the turtle that urinates through its mouth.
(Thanks to Carl Bussjaeger)

Ok, now that sounds like something you'd hear at a tractor pull, somewhere (ahem) south of here. You may be a redneck if ... you've ever hollered C*** S*** Fun!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 14, 2012 at 06:15 PM
Mares eat oats, and does eat oats
and turtles spit their pee-pee,
But what'll they do with poo?
Sh!t Fun Chew!
Posted by: ligirl | October 14, 2012 at 07:13 PM
No it isn't!
That is all have
Posted by: MikeyVA | October 14, 2012 at 07:39 PM
Chew whit definitely needs a mouth urinating turtle
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 14, 2012 at 07:55 PM
I would definitely change my name.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 14, 2012 at 07:56 PM
Ms. C.S. Fun would last about 30 seconds at an American university. I'd hate to see what would happen if she tried to teach at any American high school.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 14, 2012 at 08:16 PM
Yes! A coprophagiac! I wonder if she's single.
Posted by: Xmnr | October 14, 2012 at 10:06 PM
She certainly has the right grin for her name, even if she's only chewing and not actually eating.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | October 15, 2012 at 12:06 AM
Appropriately, she's studying ammonia build-up in fish tissues.
Posted by: Ralph | October 15, 2012 at 12:51 AM
Cindy, her name is Ms. Chew. Shit Fun is her given name, and as she lives in Singapore, where everyone speaks English, I can only assume her mother has a terrible sense of humor.
Posted by: Elon | October 15, 2012 at 05:15 AM
And I thought it was just the news that was getting more and more depressing.
Posted by: Clankie | October 15, 2012 at 07:56 AM
"...hare around."
New verb alert!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 15, 2012 at 08:15 AM
'her name is Ms. Chew. Shit Fun is her given name, and as she lives in Singapore, where everyone speaks English, I can only assume her mother has a terrible sense of humor.
Right, Elon -
her mother gave her a Most unorthodox name......
however, she doesn't LOOK like an orthodox chew
Posted by: ligirl | October 15, 2012 at 08:41 AM
Many man smoke, but Fu Manchu.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 15, 2012 at 02:19 PM
Spit pee soup is a delicacy at my house. I make it with chorizo.
Posted by: normnuke | October 15, 2012 at 07:03 PM