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October 28, 2012

MAYBE HE COULD MAKE THE TAXI SQUAD

A 19-year-old continues to recover after what Palm Bay police described as a botched attempt to jump over a moving car for a video showing his athletic prowess to potential football recruiters.

(Thanks to Robert Mathis, who notes, "Because coillege football recruiters always look for players that can jump over cars, just in case.")

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A couple of Honda Accords on the field could only help my Carolina Panthers. Their mother must be so proud.

Bladimir did not achiebe bictory in this bicious assault by a Bolbo.

On the other hand, he definitely has the right IQ to play college football

I'll bet his prowess is going to feel mighty sore for a while.

I saw Conscious & Bleeding open for Hall & Oates.

The major difference in maturity levels between 19 year-old men and those of us of a (much) more advanced age is that we older guys have to be drunk to think this would be a good idea.

Future Darwin Award candidate.

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