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October 05, 2012

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Man's lawsuit claims stripper ruptured his bladder

(Thanks to WVplantman and Steven Litton)

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♫ When you're watching her butt
As it lands on your gut
That's a RUPTURE!


(geezers?)

ow - just oww

And what did the lovely Mrs. Gallagher have to say?

NEVER order a lap dance from a flamenco specialist.

Port Richmond, you say? Is that near I-95?

I remember some guy in Indianapolis claimed eye injury when a pole-dancin-lady flipped her shoe off and WHAM it hit his eye. They should sell insurance to strip joint patrons. Maybe the lizard could hawk some.

Pole traumatic stress?

Some people are always complaining.

I am so glad this did not happen at my bachelor party. Not that I'd have known.....

My "bachelor party" consisted of my best friend drinking beer and offering sound advice ("You should head for Florida. They'd never catch you."). I was having a nervous breakdown, so I knew I shouldn't drive.
No strippers, though.

"Bladder Rupture Stripper" would...no, it wouldn't. Never mind.

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