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October 17, 2012

JUST REMEMBER: EVERYBODY ON 'JERSEY SHORE' IS A CELEBRITY

Celebrity sperm donor service gears up for launch

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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Multi-platinum recording artists?

Y'mean them old guys are gonna "get give it up" for ... um ... whutever ...

That's amazin' ... there's still hope fer us old guys ... now, if I wuz merely a celebrity ...

Is there such a thing as anonymous celebrity ?

P.T. Barnum would be totally humbled by this idea.

"Whether it is talent on the stage or pitch, having a world beating voice, or just being very beautiful, Fame Daddy will have the perfect celebrity surrogate daddy."
So I guess it's safe to assume that none of the RBR's are involved in this project.

Let's Do Launch!

I have to admit, I did not see this coming.

I don't suppose they'd be able to do mashups? You know, a gourmet blend, so to speak? Try our edgy special, 50/50 Mahatma Gandhi and Ted Nugent. You too can have a child that grows up to be a vegetarian saint and passionate supporter of feral swine.

This entire idea sounds rather seedy.

Considering that most celebrities have the mentality of a tennis ball, this is bound to fail, unless people are looking for low IQ children.

Is Dave donating?

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