JUST LET IT GO TO VOICEMAIL

A farmer in Devon claimed his phone had disappeared inside the back end of one of his cows when he'd been using the flashlight on his phone while assisting the cow during calving.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[Steve]

I had a Nokia once that was made of a type of plastic that was "slicker'n snot on a doorknob."
It squirted out of my hand and into a mud puddle, which it did not survive. Thank goodness.

[Omniskeptic]

Let the "where the sun don't shine" jokes commence.

[O the Umanity]

OK ...

If his phone has a solar panel to recharge, it's prolly not gonna werk fer very long ...

[Jan in Grimsby]

Well SOMEBODY'S gonna have to go in and get it. I've got an apple crumble in the oven, so that's me ruled out.

[Clankie]

" Can you hear me now, brown cow...? "

[HogsAteMySister]

This is so not covered under the warranty.

[oldfatguy]

At least he did not have to tell an er nurse it "disappeared" when he sat on it??????

[Meanie the Blue]

There's an ass for that.

[padraig]

That happened to my Uncle Lyle many years ago. Fortunately, in those days he used a landline, so he could fish the phone out by the extension cord.

[queensbee]

actually, they would have to get it out of there. how now brown...........etc. ewww

[Ralph]

So just wait until the cow poops it out, dial the number, and see which cow pie rings. That worked in Jurassic Park III.

[Jan in Grimsby]

Um Ralph. I think it may have gone in via a different route. IYKWIM.