'IT TOOK THREE OFFICERS'
Hamster corralled after driver arrested for DUI
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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Hamster corralled after driver arrested for DUI
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
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Wild hamster run riot in Beaverton!
You don't even want to know what goes on in Hamsterton.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 18, 2012 at 03:30 PM
So first the woman tells the officers to "just kill it", the officers then approach the car, the officers have guns, billy sticks, mace and are serious as hell, then said hamster does everything he can to escape. I would probably have reacted the same way as the hamster.
Posted by: WVplantman | October 18, 2012 at 04:06 PM
I keep imagining a tiny little voice going, "don't tase me bro!"
Posted by: padraig | October 18, 2012 at 04:40 PM
Beaverton is a pretty dangerous area. The kids from Lake Oswego roam the streets, looking for rare Nikes.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 18, 2012 at 04:53 PM
Ok sir ... or madam. Do me a favor and put your paws on top of your head. Face away from me. Do you have anything I need to know about, any teeth, any claws, needles, firearms, hamster chow ... any thing like that? What's that? Why did we stop you? This is a known squirrel area. How do you know this woman? Is she a friend of yours? What did she toss out the window back there? Your brother?!?
Dispatch, start me a veterinary ambulance down here.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 18, 2012 at 05:14 PM
My, that's a beautiful looking gerbil. Mind if I borrow it?
Posted by: Richard Gere | October 18, 2012 at 05:17 PM
damn funny, hogs
Posted by: ligirl | October 18, 2012 at 05:29 PM
I'm surprised she didn't try to convince the cops that the hamster was driving, and forced her to switch places when it saw the flashers.
Posted by: padraig | October 18, 2012 at 06:08 PM
Rodent rage ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 18, 2012 at 06:39 PM
Obviously, the squirrels were behind this.
Posted by: Dmentd | October 18, 2012 at 09:19 PM
Uh, omni, if I remember my hamsters correctly, there's little doubt about the sex if he's a male.
When I picked one up, my wife's comment was, quote, "Oh my god, what does he do with those!?"
Whatever he wants.
Posted by: Steve | October 19, 2012 at 09:50 AM
It's been a long, long time since I knew anything about hamster
sexgender.Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 19, 2012 at 01:01 PM
It's been a long, long time since I knew anything about hamster
sexgender.Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 19, 2012 at 01:04 PM