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October 18, 2012

'IT TOOK THREE OFFICERS'

Hamster corralled after driver arrested for DUI

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Wild hamster run riot in Beaverton!

You don't even want to know what goes on in Hamsterton.

So first the woman tells the officers to "just kill it", the officers then approach the car, the officers have guns, billy sticks, mace and are serious as hell, then said hamster does everything he can to escape. I would probably have reacted the same way as the hamster.

I keep imagining a tiny little voice going, "don't tase me bro!"

Beaverton is a pretty dangerous area. The kids from Lake Oswego roam the streets, looking for rare Nikes.

Ok sir ... or madam. Do me a favor and put your paws on top of your head. Face away from me. Do you have anything I need to know about, any teeth, any claws, needles, firearms, hamster chow ... any thing like that? What's that? Why did we stop you? This is a known squirrel area. How do you know this woman? Is she a friend of yours? What did she toss out the window back there? Your brother?!?

Dispatch, start me a veterinary ambulance down here.

My, that's a beautiful looking gerbil. Mind if I borrow it?

damn funny, hogs

I'm surprised she didn't try to convince the cops that the hamster was driving, and forced her to switch places when it saw the flashers.

Rodent rage ....

Obviously, the squirrels were behind this.

Uh, omni, if I remember my hamsters correctly, there's little doubt about the sex if he's a male.
When I picked one up, my wife's comment was, quote, "Oh my god, what does he do with those!?"
Whatever he wants.

It's been a long, long time since I knew anything about hamster sex gender.

It's been a long, long time since I knew anything about hamster sex gender.

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