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Buy an engagement ring, get a free gun
(Thanks to jon harris and ubetcha)
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Buy an engagement ring, get a free gun
(Thanks to jon harris and ubetcha)
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Sounds like a righteous deal to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 17, 2012 at 08:39 AM
I could see the deal getting a guy or two to get off their backsides and take a knee.
I wouldn't tell the woman involved that you picked up a shotgun in the deal, though.
I seem to recall one deal where if one purchased a firearm that it came with a Scrabble game. Talk about your bad ideas.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 17, 2012 at 09:03 AM
You'll shoot your &!@% off, kid.
Posted by: Steve | October 17, 2012 at 09:57 AM
Well, this way all the guys in Iowa will still have more guns than they have women.
Posted by: padraig | October 17, 2012 at 09:58 AM
Why the dumbass comment about concealed carry? "Dear, thanks for the ring, but are you glad to see me or is that a shotgun in your pants?"
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 17, 2012 at 10:00 AM
In case she says no?
Posted by: MikeyVA | October 17, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Ohhhhhh ... pad', pad', pad' ... bad-mouthin' the neighbors again? Tsk, tsk, tsk ...
(Of course, we've got Minnesnowta and Sodak to insulate us frum the oddball behavior in Ioway ... so I'm a fine one to talk ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 17, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Yah, well, Iowa's the kind of neighbor that always has a tractor up on blocks in its driveway, anyway. We complain and complain to the association, but...
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | October 17, 2012 at 11:48 AM
What is this... a new twist on Fast and Furious ?
Posted by: Clankie | October 17, 2012 at 12:17 PM
With a wedding song by Guns 'n' Roses.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 17, 2012 at 02:00 PM
If you can carry an 870 concealed, you are a) very tall, b) very well-endowed, or c) fond of Aussie-style dusters.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 17, 2012 at 02:16 PM
i wouldn't want to be around for their wedding photo shots
Posted by: ligirl | October 17, 2012 at 02:22 PM
Clankie, Fast & Furious in Iowa consists of a 15-year old boy on a tractor chasing a heifer out of a drainage ditch.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | October 17, 2012 at 02:25 PM
A bit extreme, I think. Divorce is the better answer.
Posted by: Mr. Mark | October 17, 2012 at 04:43 PM