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October 09, 2012


...alcohol appears to have been involved in this mug shot:

Sean payne2

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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We have a winner in the Big Ass Beer night. He is definitely the Big Ass of the night.

That's all? Geeze... looks like meth to me (a tweaker, or a spun chicken - buh-kaawk! - as my old party friends would say).

Y'know, you just don't get a crime report and a bar review at the same time anymore. And a great photo. Somewhere out there are very proud parents.

Head press the hard way.

Oh Lord it's hard to be in [H]umble
when you're [drunk] in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.

oh. for a minute i thought there was humility involved. har.

'e ain't dead ... 'e's merely showin' 'is 'umanity ...

This is your brain on Big Ass Beer Night.

I hope they had his blood alcohol tested at the emergency room. You can overdose on alcohol and die. OTOH, he looks like a typical dumb bass to me.

I'm told that Jager tastes like licorice. How much alcohol do you have to send down the chute before this sounds like a good idea?


Jagermeister is one of those things people only drink on a dare, after they've already over-indulged.


Jagermeister. Aka liver glue.

So, Jager and Black Label beer are made by the same company?

He was only drowning his sorrows because of his terrible eye deformity.

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