'HE'S SINGLE, LADIES'
Dan Knowlton Owns More Than 600 Cabbage Patch Kids, Calls Them His Children
(Thanks to queensbee)
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October 10, 2012
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(Har) I hope that he doesn't try claiming them on his income tax too. I can see why he is still single.
Posted by: Theresa | October 10, 2012 at 02:05 PM
he does look truly excitin, don' 'ee?
maybe life on fantasy island is nicce.......
Posted by: queensbee | October 10, 2012 at 02:22 PM
I am shocked he hasn't been snapped up yet. What do these women want anyway? Or do they have a sanity clause?
Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | October 10, 2012 at 02:29 PM
I see another " Willard " sequel coming up.
Posted by: Clankie | October 10, 2012 at 03:07 PM
You female gender types are always saying you want a man who's sensitive. Well.......?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 10, 2012 at 03:40 PM
Yes, we "want a man who's sensitive", Layzeeboy, and one who is sane, Jeff Meyerson. That's not too much to ask, is it?
IS IT ??
*crickets chirping*
It is, isn't it?
Posted by: She | October 10, 2012 at 03:57 PM
hey a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Posted by: queensbee | October 10, 2012 at 04:37 PM
So true queensbee. And people wonder why I'm still single. I would also like to point out that there is NO f****** way I would live in a 1000 sq.ft. trailer while a bunch of ugly dolls lived in my 6000 sq. ft. home.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 10, 2012 at 04:42 PM
There IS an advantage to dolls, as opposed to real-life kiddos ... dolls don't make as much noise when y'all load 'em with a pitchfork or a front-end skip-loader ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 10, 2012 at 05:50 PM
They're only ugly if you're not Roseanne.
Posted by: Clankie | October 10, 2012 at 06:04 PM
It reminds me of the scene in WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING between Sandra Bullock & her landlord:
Mr. Fusco: You know Joe, Jr. is still single.
Lucy: Shocker.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 10, 2012 at 07:32 PM
I'm happy to see these sort of reports. I've gotta figure that nuts like him make me look
sanesane-ish by comparison and up my odds.Right?
-crickets-
Posted by: Bear | October 10, 2012 at 10:47 PM
He looks sane when compared to the couple with 5,000 of those things... so, everything's relative!
Posted by: A. Einstein | October 11, 2012 at 01:26 AM
And he's got 600 relatives.
Relatively speaking.
Posted by: Bear | October 11, 2012 at 02:18 AM
Now, is this really much stranger than the hobbies we all have?
Yes, yes it is.
Posted by: Steve | October 11, 2012 at 09:12 AM
What a prat. Why do people collect this stuff? Except, of course, good stuff like 1:1200 scale 19th century warships, or retro pocket knives, or old Walt Kelly Pogo comics. I mean, that I can understand - that makes sense.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 11, 2012 at 09:14 AM