FLORIDA: OUR WILDLIFE IS WILDER THAN YOUR WILDLIFE
Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay attacks elderly woman
(Thanks to Allen at Division, Dan Barr and Mag Last)
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October 10, 2012
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I'm pretty sure I saw "Mystery Monkey" either on "The Powerpuff Girls" or opening for Velvet Underground...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 10, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I saw them open for Zappa.
Posted by: Dan Barr | October 10, 2012 at 10:48 AM
"He gets up in my tree and starts shaking it because he wants to be fed. If you don't feed him, he cops an attitude," says Seilbach.
Sounds like my ex.
Posted by: She | October 10, 2012 at 11:26 AM
" I don't trust the monkey."
Words of wisdom.
Posted by: Clankie | October 10, 2012 at 11:53 AM
They're on the Gallagher Comeback Tour, I think.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 10, 2012 at 12:04 PM
I love headlines like this. I don't care what the story is, even. "Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay," forty-second title in the Boy's True Adventure series by H. Rider Wrongway, 1936.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 11, 2012 at 09:18 AM
To quote Ned from the Bubba the Love Sponge Show:
"Newsflash! Wild monkeys bite!" These fools have been feeding him (or her) for months. They may have well just shot it because they sealed its doom.
Posted by: ubetcha | October 11, 2012 at 09:57 AM