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Gluteboost an All Natural Buttock Enhancement Pill, Confirms that Getting A Bigger Butt is the New Sexy for 2013.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Related item here.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

I hear Entenmanns is just as effective.

[Jeff Meyerson]

cindy, I still need to know: was her butt enhanced? And did it need enhancing?

Just for the purposes of better understanding of course.

[Omniskeptic]

Glory, glory, hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler,
So I waited at the door
With three hits of glute-a-boost,
And teacher isn't teaching anymore.

You have to pronounce Gluteboost as shown in order to make the scansion work as a replacement for the traditional line, which I will leave unquoted, since it involves senseless violence. In fact, even knowing what it is would probably get you expelled from most schools, these days.

[Theresa]

Yay, finally a bigger butt is sexier. No butt enhancing pills for me.

[nursecindy]

Let's just say she I think she has enough 'natural' enhancement, iykwim Jeff. If anyone gave me something to enhance mine I'd knock them out.

[Steve]

This brought back memories of my fifth grade teacher, Miss Fanny (really, honest-to-god, swear on a religious book of your choice), who had to turn sideways to go up or down stairs or walk through a door.
The memory is clear except that I can't see her face in my mind, for some reason.

[O the Umanity]

Vaguely related observation: A cousin of my grandmother's was named Fanny ... her last name wuz Pratt ...

ISIANMTU!

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Cindy, I see the page you submitted has a Hardees ad for "Memphis BBQ Thickburger". I trust y'all are duly up-at-arms about this outrage?