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October 19, 2012

DATELINE: CLIMAX

Colon school bus window shot out

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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What is with all the large intestinal obsession on This Blog today? Does His Blogness have another session with the G-I gang on the calendar?

I wonder what Dave is suggesting about the relationship between school bus in the colon to the strange weather patterns around Uranus.

Hey, I had a colonoscopy and my doc didn't find any school buses! What gives?

A ball game in Climax should be a happy time, not an occasion for shooting

Colon blowout. Climax. Reported by WoodTV. Heh...

A at D, Remember the cereal "Colon Blow" as featured on Sat Night Live ?

They didn't teach " School Bus Anatomy " when I was in school.

Led, I also thought of that when I saw the story. :)

I kept waiting for the twist.

A man went in for a colonoscopy. The gastroenterologist examined him, and then turned him onto his side to begin the procedure.

The doc immediately noticed a large piece of lettuce protruding from the gentleman’s posterior.

“Sir,” she said, “did you know that you have lettuce hanging out of your bottom?”

“Yes,” replied the man, “but that’s just the tip of the iceberg.”

Was a Climax scholar expelled from Colon?

Colon is a fine west Michigan community, not all that far from Spleen and Pancreasberg.

lgirl: Lettuce hope you can leaf well enough alone with that terrible pun!

If the passengers on the colon bus were forced into two smaller buses, would that be a semicolon?

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