CSI: SWEDEN
'I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis'
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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October 03, 2012
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I was going to say something about a double header but since this is a family blog I won't.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 03, 2012 at 11:40 AM
I check their bras to ensure there are no more than two boobs.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 03, 2012 at 12:26 PM
I assume they are going steady after that? Maybe that doctor should get a part time job at TSA?
Posted by: Make It Rain | October 03, 2012 at 12:54 PM
I was going to post something mildly critical of a comment elsewhere that contained an unflattering reference to an ethnic group -- I was going to say we don't do that sort of thing here. Then this story caused me to reflect on how often we mock the Swedes. And the French. Oh, and I do sometimes go off-topic on the British, being a certified Mick, myself. And of course, there's the poor people in Flathead County. And all of Florida. The wild and wacky residents of the Pacific Rim. Plus the Wisconsin/Michigan mitten war. So I guess we really are a bunch of ethnocentric, insensitive, hoonyacks. Oh, there's another one.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 03, 2012 at 01:19 PM
He could join the circus.
Posted by: Theresa | October 03, 2012 at 02:05 PM
I don't think we've ever mocked ethnic Twoschlongers before.
Posted by: Clankie | October 03, 2012 at 02:09 PM
I check their underpants and make them sing
I check their underpants and special thing
I check their underpants and young girls cry
I check their pants, I check their pants
Posted by: Channeling Barry Manilow MOTW | October 03, 2012 at 02:19 PM
The very definition of "job security".
Posted by: bonmot | October 03, 2012 at 02:38 PM
I've heard of two-faced politicians but...
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 03, 2012 at 02:51 PM
phony baloney
*snork* @ MOTW
Posted by: ligirl | October 03, 2012 at 03:25 PM
Time for a new verse for "The Hokey Pokey":
You put your left ____ in ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 03, 2012 at 03:32 PM
Someone has been watching Gattaca, I guess...
Posted by: DrPat | October 03, 2012 at 03:40 PM
For you, Omniskeptic.
'All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer'
Please, please, note that the word "queer" has changed its meaning since Robert Owen said this.
Posted by: Steve | October 03, 2012 at 04:24 PM
So, like, do you buy those things pre-loaded?
Posted by: JD | October 03, 2012 at 04:36 PM
I knew someone who actually used to make/sell battery operated heaters for people to keep the samples warm in their pockets.
Of course, if the battery dies, and the police find out, you run the definite risk of getting cold-$ocked!
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 04, 2012 at 12:35 AM
Reminds me of Onterrio Smith and the Whizzinator
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/7816844/">, which this blog surely would have linked to at the time had he not been on a book tour with Ridley. Such is the price of being an author.....
Onterrio Smith and the Whizzinators WBAGNFARB
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 05, 2012 at 07:07 AM