CRIMESTOPPERS

"Both victims were able to provide a detailed description of the defendant's penis and both advised they were offended by his actions," the deputy wrote in his arrest report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Steve]

New headline: "Abuse rate of nitroglycerin explodes!"

[Jeff Meyerson]

Memorable Pen!s opened for the Fake Dead Parrots.

[Elon]

I'd be more worried he was carrying a bomb than accurately describing his weiner.

[Wolfsong]

They were so offended that they took the time to note all the details.....?

[wingnut]

Just what was this guy looking to buy?

[Clankie]

I hope they don't have to identify said member in a police line up or in court.

[O the Umanity]

" ... detailed description ... "

So ... it wuz as clean as it wuz when it wuz new? Wuz it also waxed and buffed?

[nursecindy]

If you've seen one, you want to see them all have seen them all.

[Theresa]

Seriously I can't for the life of me figure out why someone would expose himself like this. Did he want to see a reaction or what.

[Loudmouth]

I think he was so high, he took a leak and forgot he was still hanging in the breeze.

Dick, dick, goose.You're it.

[Steve]

Well, Theresa, my totally uninformed opinion is that it's either shock value or bragging.
And I doubt he was bragging.

[O the Umanity]

I'd go with the thot frum Loud' ... either a MAJOR "senior moment" ... or his brain's been fried by sum "recreational" pharmaceuticalness ...

[mazar larry]

I'm still trying to figure out what details would be included in said detailed description.