CHECK THE CARDBOARD-DOUGHNUT SHOPS
A cardboard policeman used as a crime prevention aid in a Yorkshire supermarket has been stolen.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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A cardboard policeman used as a crime prevention aid in a Yorkshire supermarket has been stolen.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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But it has now been stolen and photos of it have been posted on social networking sites, including appearing at several house parties.
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 01, 2012 at 09:21 AM
Must have been a copy of the Crispy Cream crime caper. They've been serving up cardboard doughnuts for nearly 20 years.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 01, 2012 at 09:25 AM
My son's fraternity is pet sitting a retired canine police dog. I suspect that there might be a toga or two in the dog's near future.
I pointed out that the dog could probably find certain herbal compounds, something that the boys hadn't thought through.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 01, 2012 at 09:30 AM
Paper chase?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 01, 2012 at 10:26 AM
oh the irony.....
Posted by: queensbee | October 01, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Yaaaaay. Yorkshire mention. Gonna be a good day.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | October 01, 2012 at 11:03 AM
This may well be the single stupidest law enforcement idea in years. A) he's wearing that moronic hat, B) he's got a reflective target I mean vest, and C) he's CARDBOARD. The sun has set, Sir Garnet has left the building, John is dead, and Quebec is seceding from Canada. It's over. You've had your chips. Donald Trump is buying Westminster.
Sorry, Jan, I guess that was a trifle insensitive. I still love Stilton.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 01, 2012 at 11:17 AM
A Chuck Norris cutout would never have allowed itself to be stolen.
Posted by: Clankie | October 01, 2012 at 11:46 AM
That's OK Omni. Personally, I'm partial to a wedge of Wensleydale. And you have to have been to Barnsley. My Mum's family are from that part of the planet. All coal miners. Salt of the earth. Not much going on there these days tho'.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | October 01, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Jan --
So is your family a part of the underground?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 01, 2012 at 01:06 PM
It was lifted by Mrs Elsbeth Cracklin who is delusional and claims the officer had promised to marry her.
Posted by: Soloview | October 01, 2012 at 01:13 PM
oh yeah Clankie?? well MY Jack Bauer cutout would've rock-paper-scissored YOUR Chuck Norris paper doll to death!!!
Posted by: ligirl | October 01, 2012 at 01:51 PM
blimey
Posted by: queensbee | October 01, 2012 at 02:46 PM
"Wensleydale?"
"Yes?"
"Well, excellent. I'll have some of that."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking to me. That's my name: Mr. Wensleydale."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 01, 2012 at 03:13 PM
I saw the Wensleydale Wedgies open for J-Lo.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 01, 2012 at 03:37 PM
An unsuccessful example of thinking outside of the box.
Posted by: Ralph | October 01, 2012 at 03:56 PM
When I lived in South Korea, they had mannikin Highway Workers to warn you to slow down for work sites. They seemed to work about as much as live ones do in the US.
Posted by: ken in sc | October 01, 2012 at 08:29 PM