BWAHAHAHAHA

"Don't tell Judi..."

(Thanks, wiredog)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

I think I need to update my supply order due by the end of the month.

[Bear]

Reminds me of the time I built a crossbow out of bits laying around the office. The young airman working for me ridiculed it...

...until I fired a paper airplane bolt into the wall.

I used to keep a broadsword on the wall in Quality Control, too. (Hey, USAF is supposedly part of the armed forces.)

[O the Umanity]

They wouldn't need to improvise if they wuzn't so picky about CC on the job ... merely sayin' ...

[Clankie]

Paper cutters are wicked. Letter openers are nasty. And don't even bring up staplers.

[Brian D.]

We won't . . .

[mudstuffin]

easier to just eat chipotle's for lunch...

[Jack Bauer]

*yawns*

I can kill with just a power cord.

[Chuck Norris]

Pffft! I don't need no stinking power cord.

[wiredog]

You notice it doesn't say anything about the bio-hazard in the fridge down the hall.

[mazar larry]

So lame-- guess the publication feared a lawsuit if they provided plans for actual effective weapons.

[padraig]

Swivel chairs only seem to be good for attempted suicides. Seen a few of those.

[O the Umanity]

Suicidal Swivel Chairs wbagnfa punk rock band ...