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October 30, 2012

BUT NOW IT GOES RIGHT PAST A TROLL

Bike Path to Avoid Elf Home

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Hey, kids, get off my yard!

A relative (by marriage) dismisses elves, fairies, trolls, etc. But she talks confidently about her "Guardian Angel". Which she's like to have killed a number of times because neither of them can drive worth a hoot.
Which, I guess, demonstrates the whole Guardian concept.

I always make better time on the troll road

You should always avoid those tree-hugging, pointy-eared, berry-munching girly-men!

I don't seem to find a translator on-line for Icelandic, but I assume Morgunblaðið means "Morning Blathering," and "Frettablaðið" is, perhaps, "Friday Blathering?"

Brought to you by the North Malden Icelandic Saga Society.

I worked for a troll once. She was the reason there weren't any goats in New Jersey. She'd sit under the GW bridge and eat the goats as they went over...

I don't seem to find a translator on-line for Icelandic, but I assume Morgunblaðið means "Morning Blathering," and "Frettablaðið" is, perhaps, "Friday Blathering?"

Brought to you by the North Malden Icelandic Saga Society.

I worked for a troll once. She was the reason there weren't any goats in New Jersey. She'd sit under the GW bridge and eat the goats as they went over...

The trolls are too busy infesting the internet to care about any bicyclists in their neighborhoods. Elves, on the other hand, are very offended by public displays of spandex.

Hmmm ... the blogware seems to be getting uppity.

If you give 'em Lucky Charms you can sail right through

Let's not forget, this is the country that launched Bjork.

Who drives over bolders anyway ?

Weird impartation of "data" ...

" ... ended up standing upside down."

It's a ROCK! I seriously doubt that it has a label that sez, "THIS SIDE UP" ...

And if it did, it would be in Elvic runes.

Didn't the Elvic Runes open for Sigur Ros?

*Elvic runes ... dang ... where's my copy of the Kensington Stone when I really need it?*

I understand the elves would get really man and pelt
bicyclists and occasional walkers with cookies, often
(reportedly) burnt on purpose...

That man, was supposed to be Mad...fingers dysfunctional occassionally...which WBAGNFARB.

Elves have left the building.

I loved finding that troll, Ralph!

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