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Woman with goatee wanted in Kmart theft
(Thanks to David Elwart)
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Woman with goatee wanted in Kmart theft
(Thanks to David Elwart)
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If this woman has a goatee she's probably hormonal. Plus she has a handgun. It might be in their best interests to leave her alone.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 04, 2012 at 11:01 AM
They made their getaway in a Ford Escape.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | October 04, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Is it just me, or have there been a lot of goats in the news lately? Are they teaming up with the squirrels?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | October 04, 2012 at 11:28 AM
If you get gored by a goatee, it leaves you with an ouchee.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 04, 2012 at 11:39 AM
yeah, i was going for a goat joke myself. ....
Posted by: queensbee | October 04, 2012 at 11:39 AM
She stole an entire Kmart? Yikes.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | October 04, 2012 at 12:13 PM
@Jan - yes - the total haul is valued at $19.95
Posted by: markhh | October 04, 2012 at 12:14 PM
@Markhh --
That's retail. Wait for the Black Friday price of $11.99
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 04, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Who doesn't want a woman with a goatee? Yowza!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 04, 2012 at 01:39 PM
You never can trust the goatees.
Posted by: Elon | October 04, 2012 at 01:46 PM
They were boosting clothes; maybe they meant a To-Go Tee.
Posted by: bonmot | October 04, 2012 at 01:59 PM
Now it's a red-and-blue light special.
Posted by: packsaddle | October 04, 2012 at 02:04 PM
♫ Odl lay he?!?! Odl lay she??!?!! Odl lay he-she??!?!!!, Odl lay EEEEE!!!!!!
Posted by: ligirl | October 04, 2012 at 02:16 PM
MO-ommmmmmm......
Posted by: padraig | October 04, 2012 at 02:34 PM
Whew. For a second there I read that as "Woman with goatse".
(Note: Googling for "goatse" at work is a really bad idea.)
Posted by: wiredog | October 04, 2012 at 02:45 PM
Prior to actually reading the story, I assumed that the perpetrator was Joan Rivers following her most recent facelift...
Posted by: Afkat | October 04, 2012 at 03:05 PM
Is the circus in town again??
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 04, 2012 at 07:49 PM
Wiredog: Googling "goatse" is a bad idea *anywhere*.
Posted by: Dmentd | October 04, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Of course, I would never fall for such a thing, so I'm not exactly sure about the details...
Posted by: Dmentd | October 04, 2012 at 10:11 PM
If she'd just gone down the street to Wally World she would have blended right in.
Posted by: Wolfsong | October 04, 2012 at 10:59 PM