ANOTHER REASON WHY IT IS KNOWN AS 'THE CLASSY STATE'
Florida Couple Had Sex Atop Restaurant Table While Parents, Kids Watched
(Thanks to Steve Schiavi, Jeff Meyerson, John Zielinsky, Robert Mathis, Bear and Bill Hudgins, who says "We'll have that they're having.")

Mr. Calo looks pretty pleased with himself in his mugshot
and seeing his companion who could blame him?...um...which is wrong of course.Yes, very very wrong.
Any pictures, by the way?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 18, 2012 at 08:34 AM
Salt and pecker.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 18, 2012 at 10:21 AM
"But Daddy, why don't you like my boyfriend?"
Posted by: padraig | October 18, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Does the restaurant not own a water hose? I would have turned it on both of them. Jeff Meyerson, I'm telling Mrs. Meyerson about your comment!
Posted by: nursecindy | October 18, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Well! Thank goodness it wuzn't THEIR "parents" or "children" ... mere bystanders (bysitters? bidiners?) don't really count, in a criminally public lewdness sense ...
Right?
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 18, 2012 at 12:01 PM
WE used to cover their eyes at the zoo monkey exhibit, now at restaurants?
by the way SNORK @ Cheesewhiz!
Posted by: MikeyVA | October 18, 2012 at 12:48 PM
What, they didn't have a dessert menu?
Posted by: JD | October 18, 2012 at 01:33 PM
What's Irish and supports copulating Florida couples?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Posted by: Ford79 | October 18, 2012 at 03:03 PM
Every day in Florida is an education.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 18, 2012 at 08:40 PM
We'll have what their having.
Posted by: EyeGore | October 18, 2012 at 09:51 PM