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October 17, 2012

AND WE SUSPECT FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:52 a.m. An Evergreen man claimed that someone was on his roof, his family has gone missing, the FBI has tapped his phone, someone wants him dead, and somehow the mafia is involved. The landlord suspects drugs.

(Thanks to funny man)

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I bet it's those LaRouche Toad-Frogs.

He must have lost his tinfoil hat.

Two theoretically unrelated questions:

1) Why are nearly all of the phone calls to the Flathead County sheriff's office listed from a Miami FL telephone number?

2) Why is Dave on the phone so much?

The landlord suspects drugs, I suspect "4:57 p.m. ... a gray-haired female transient was hiding in the church threatening to kill people. She scurried out of her hiding place and ran off when deputies arrived."

Somebody needs to move up there and run for dog catcher. They seem to have way more than their share of varmint troubles.

8:28 p.m. A creeped-out Evergreen man reportedly received texts from someone who knew exactly where he was and what he was doing.

12:52 a.m. An Evergreen man claimed that someone was on his roof -

hmmmm.... did the text read 'HOHOHO!!!'

'He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake...'

Someone was certainly having a bad day weren't they?

It could be drugs or he could just be crazier than a sh!t house rat.

Too close to call.

He's totally paranoid.

Unless he lives in Florida.

"11:46 a.m. Reportedly, someone was doing donuts on a Columbia Falls golf course."

I hope this ain't what it sounds like!

(Yes, I am the proud possessor of a dirty mind. What's yer point?)

kphan, is that some sort of police reference?

That scurrying transient was just a sick chipmunk.

This is what happens when you don't pay your
Neighborhood Association dues, in Flathead. If the
mafia WERE involved, the man would be missing, too.

Or so I guess from all those highly educational TV shows, including more than a couple set in Miami.

Flathead County has been upstaged by a Pacific puddle piddler.

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