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October 07, 2012

AND THEY'R DOING BETTER THAN YOU

Fox Squirrels Diversify Their Nut-Savings

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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They avoided the Bear, Stearns problem or putting them under a TARP. However, Bain Capital is seeking a hostile takeover and outsourcing to China.

they like to dig into their hedge funds

Looks more like an Eastern Gray to me.
They are known thieves, so don't listen to their investment advice.

Can we make one of these guys the Treasury Secretary?

"Think of them as little bankers..."

I think of bankers more as balding, constipated emus, actually.

I don't know why, but somehow the headline makes me imagine little Brooklyn squirrels, shouting "Hey, diversify this, woodja!"

"I got your nut savings right here!"

I've been diversifying my money for years. Some of it goes into the electric company, some goes into the phone company, and the rest goes into Walmart.

Buy pecans at 5 1/4. It's fall, nut stocks are down, on the ground.

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