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October 17, 2012

ALWAYS TIP AT LEAST 15 PERCENT

Restaurant owner shoots at customer over bill

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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You can all guess the state on this one.

Had he just gotten engaged?

must've been over the peking duck


bill

9mm shushi. Usually waiters shoot the diners.

"Quoc Amok!
WTF??!
He's got a Glock!
Duck! Duck! Duck!!!"

'...a grock?'

"No, Glock!!
Quoc has cracked! Cracked, Quoc CRACKED!
He's got a GLOCK -"

'...Quoc has quacked?'

"NO!! CRACKED! Quick, DUCK!!!
Quoc's Attacked!!!"

'...Quoc attacked a quacking duck?????...wtf...?'

If this is what happens in "Upscale" restaurants down there I'd hate to go to a dive

1. Wasabi not Wazzabi.

2. Japanese Steakhouse & Sushi Bar, no. Be one type of restaurant or the other. It's like trying to combine a pizzeria with fine Scottish cuisine (McDonald's), neither will be done well.

3. The owner of a Japanese restaurant is Vietnamese? Everyone knows you need to be Korean to run a good Japanese restaurant.

Not totally in agreement with y'all there, max ... I know an Irishman who runs a perty good Japanese restaurant ... or is it Italian ... I allus get those two confused ...

Quoc Glock...good one. I could see Gordon Ramsey doing this.

What's for dinner?, said Philips to McMahon.
Sushi for me, is that a good plan?
But I don't like sushi, I'm not a fan.
I don't like sushi, Mr. McMahon.

C'mon, give it a try.
It won't disappoint.
We'll get some from this brand new
Vietnamese joint
.

I just don't think so.
I doubt that I can.
I don't like sushi,
Mr. McMahon.

That's silly, my friend.
C'mon, be a man!
We'll have sushi down at
Quoc Trong Tran!

I will not, will not!
You don't understand!
I won't have sushi
At Quoc Trong Tran!

But, why?
What's the problem?
It's not spicy, not hot ...
You act as if you're likely to be shot! ....

Hickory Dickory Quoc
Trong Tran brought out his glock
The glock struck one
Now Quoc & son
are in Hickory Dickory hock

>SNORK< @ ligirl and MtB!

Should've used a flamethrower.

Did you know running amok is in the DSM IV? Of course, judging by his name, the offended party was likely Vietnamese, not Malay, but hey, it's all PacRim, right?

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