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I guess they have to add "stolen pants" to his charges?
Posted by: Tramp | October 20, 2012 at 05:20 PM
Uncle Pants will be thrilled to be part of the investigation.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 20, 2012 at 05:35 PM
I tried the same excuse in college. She was not amused.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 20, 2012 at 05:56 PM
he can't help it - it's in his jeans
Posted by: ligirl | October 20, 2012 at 06:05 PM
Try that excuse when the wife finds a bra in your pants pocket. That don't work either way.
Posted by: oldfatguy | October 20, 2012 at 06:32 PM
I'm wearing someone else's pants now.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 20, 2012 at 06:35 PM
If there were a few other people in those pants too, that line just might work.
Posted by: Clankie | October 20, 2012 at 06:35 PM
Jeff are you wearing your wife's pants again?
Posted by: nursecindy | October 20, 2012 at 08:54 PM
I don't know, cindy, just some random pants.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 20, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Doesn't everyone have someone elses pants hanging in the closet?
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 20, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Laugh if you want, but those were killer goats.
Posted by: MAC | October 20, 2012 at 11:02 PM
I saw Random Pants open for The Pretenders.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 20, 2012 at 11:02 PM
Happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Dmentd | October 20, 2012 at 11:35 PM
I think the sheriff should just be glad he was wearing someone's pants.
Posted by: max | October 21, 2012 at 12:28 AM
I don't know, Loudmouth, I seem to have several pairs that used to belong to a thinner guy I used to know.
Posted by: Steve | October 21, 2012 at 10:00 AM
In a recent study, 98% of the people contacted by police officers on the long-running reality show, COPS, said:
- This isn't MY car!
- That's not MY cocaine!
- Yes, that's my purse, but it's still not MY cocaine!
- That's not MY thermonuclear device!
and 97.8% of them were still arrested. Clearly, the individual in the story isn't a regular viewer.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 21, 2012 at 10:54 AM