Dave Barry's Blog

HALLOWEEN ADVISORY

Be careful out there.

(Thanks to many people)

AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK: WATER BALLOONS

Deflecting Incoming Asteroids with Paintballs

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THIS ALSO WORKS FOR YOUR FEDERAL INCOME TAX

A man in Russia said he won't pay a traffic fine because the upcoming end of the world in December makes the payment senseless.

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND YOU KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM

Rare, enormous gas storm detected on Saturn

(Thanks to jon harris)