Dave Barry's Blog

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Man on PCP bites off own finger and swallows it after naked carjack attempt

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who notes, "Dude knows how to party.")

CUSTOMER LOYALTY

Woman accused of urinating in stand-up tanning booth at North Olmsted salon at least four times

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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SUPPORTING A GOOD CAUSE

World’s biggest bra put up for auction

(Thanks to Mark Buckley and jon harris)

THERE WAS BLOOD SPATTER AS FAR AWAY AS CLEVELAND

Stephen King surprises New Brunswick high school

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS JUST IN

Saina gets past hobbling Wang to enter final

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NOT A QUESTION YOU SHOULD HAVE TO ASK

What is the Current population in mianus?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF DRINKING

Man was so drunk he didn't realize he was shot

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

CELEBRITY GLAMOUR REPORT

Halle Berry vomited on beau Olivier Martinez

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IT'S GETTING SO YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY

Syracuse, NY – A bank robber was quickly captured this morning when he returned to Alliance Bank after discovering the teller had not given him the full $20,000 he had demanded, Syracuse police said.

(Thanks to Sue Ferrara)

AND STAY THE HELL OFF HIS LAWN

76-Year-Old Goes After Roomie With Chainsaw

Always Carry One, Even Indoors: Investigators say the saw got stuck on Tanner's shirt and jammed, allowing Tanner to pin Black down with an umbrella.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

'ARTIST' IS ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE HIM

An Austrian artist has installed a one-way mirror in a Vienna cafe that allows men to peek from their restroom into the ladies room.

(Thanks to jon harris)