Dave Barry's Blog

VEGETARIANS

They're not always what you think.

Advisory: You will regret clicking on this link.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

BECAUSE IT'S NEW JERSEY. NEXT QUESTION.

Why Is Counterfeit Ketchup Exploding in New Jersey?

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDA READS THIS HEADLINE AND CHUCKLES

Virginia tops U.S. in machine gun owners

Key Qualifier: Officials could not provide data on how many of the weapons are privately owned.

(Thanks to jon harris)

IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY, DUDE

Fliers offering $40 worth of free medical-grade marijuana were reportedly passed out in Eagle Rock to try and draw residents to vote in the local election.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

NEVER TRAVEL WITHOUT ONE

Man draws samurai sword to break up fight on Phoenix light rail train

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)