Dave Barry's Blog

AND IT WANTS IT BACK

Giant Florida eyeball belonged to a swordfish, state says

(Thanks to jon harris)

FAKE TAN DO'S AND DON'T'S

Don't.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A MISTAKE WE ALL HAVE MADE

Indonesia plane lands at Tabing not Padang

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE

Artist makes music with bird droppings in Liverpool

(Thanks to jon harris)

MEANWHILE ABROAD

Poo, it's getting everywhere.

CANADA: PROUD HOME OF THE WORLD POUTINE-EATING CHAMPIONSHIP

If your gastronomical dreams are filled with images of fresh-cut fries topped with piping-hot gravy and rich and rubbery cheese curds, then downtown Toronto was the place to be Saturday.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)