Dave Barry's Blog

NATURAL SCIENCES EDUCATOR OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Natural Sciences Educator of the Week, as well as the fascinating story about the turtle that urinates through its mouth.

(Thanks to Carl Bussjaeger)

APPARENTLY SHE WAS NOT HAPPY TO SEE THEM

Bulge in woman's underwear gives her away

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: WHERE TERROR NEVER SLEEPS

7:08 a.m. There was a large horse standing in the middle of Rock Cliff Drive.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT WAS PROBABLY PLACED THERE BY A SQUIRREL

A retired couple driven to despair by a constant beeping sound ripped out walls in a bid to find the cause - only to find it was from a smoke alarm buried in a chest of drawers.

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN IN DENMARK

China Detains Man Who Posted Details on Wang

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

NC woman lights vending machine on fire after losing money

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS JUST IN

Small-penised men of Denmark, rejoice!

(Thanks to queensbee and Jeff Meyerson)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE

Pooping ducks removed from Miami Springs Elementary

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HIGHER EDUCATION

Ten maids, six Sher-minators (female terminators), five chickens, one blue Avatar, one mummy, three genies, doctors, nurses and an airline pilot were among 73 arrested overnight as Christchurch students celebrated the end of lectures.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

BUT THEY DON'T LAST LONG UNDERGROUND

Underground sperm trade thrives in China

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

SASKATOON SIRENS VS. REGINA RAGE

Lingerie Football League fans tussle in all-out brawl in the stands

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)