Dave Barry's Blog

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE WORST WAS

Best of Digestive Disease Week 2012: Inflammatory Bowel Disease

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HE HAS HIS REASONS

Cornman continues to patrol Tokyo's Yamanote Line, but why?

The first known photo was tweeted back in May and showed a seemingly normal fellow towing what appeared to be a single unhusked ear of corn attached by a bright red dog leash heading towards the station exit.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

THAT'S A LOT OF LADDOOS

Over 6,000 kgs rotten laddoos disposed of at Sai Baba temple

(Joe in Japan)

THIS COULD TAKE SOME TIME

Navy investigates drunken sailor complaints

(Thanks to The Perts)

BUT CAN THEY BE MADE INTO COFFEE?

FISH FECES FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NO

Would you pay US$50 for a cup of elephant dung coffee?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

REAL ESTATE LISTING OF THE DAY SO FAR

The Stanley Mickelsen Safeguard Complex (SRMSC) is an Anti-Ballistic Missile complex which was developed to preserve the United States’ second strike capability against Soviet nuclear missile attacks.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

GUESS THE STATE

Deputies investigating machete attack, severed finger at girl's party

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph)

RAISE YOUR RIGHT PAW

Georgia judge appoints lawyer to represent dog

(Thanks to Rod Kirby)