Dave Barry's Blog

INCREDIBLE AS IT MAY SEEM

...alcohol appears to have been involved in this mug shot:

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AS WELL AS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Brainless slime mould has an external memory

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

TOP *THIS*, JUSTIN BIEBER

Lady Gaga Vomits on Stage, Not Once, But Four Times During Concert

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FLORIDA LIVING

Toxic toads put pet owners on alert in Temple Terrace

(Thanks to Matt "I saw the Toxic Toads open for Big Head Todd in 2008" Filar)

EDUCATIONAL THINKER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

“Blue is a bright colour. If school toilets are painted blue, it will help students realise that there is a toilet at their school.”

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

Teens Feed Laxatives to Seagulls, Which Defecate on Crowd

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

STAND TALL, AUSTRALIA

Truck loses load of beer on Gold Coast street, which is 'souvenired' by passers-by in under a minute

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

ENERGIZING THE BASE

A female politician has been arrested in Brazil - for allegedly handing out cocaine with her election leaflets.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OLD ONES?

2013 Cadillac SRX to get new rear-seat entertainment options

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

HO HO

Ho.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

DO *NOT* TELL THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT

Massive finback whale found dead in Boston Harbor

(Thanks to Godon Anderson)

PASS THE DIP

Vintage Potato Chip Bra

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THE WHEEL HAS SINCE BEEN PURCHASED BY AMERICAN AIRLINES

Man in a giant hamster wheel sinks on voyage across Irish Sea

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)