Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS THE COUNTY

5:40 p.m. A young man walking home from school said that he was slapped by a woman who encountered the frog that he placed on the bike path.

(Thanks to funny man)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A CLASSY AFFAIR

Kevin Meyer, Harris County Sheriff's Deputy, Arrested At His Own Wedding

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FISHING HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON US

Man says he accidentally shot himself in the head while fishing

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE MONKEES

Trail closed by aggressive goats reopens to hikers

(Thanks to Crig Roberts)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the News from Abroad.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

ART UPDATE

Pile of poo is favourite for Turner Prize

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

'THRIFTINESS' IS ONE WORD FOR IT

A woman who saves money by not using toilet roll, takes thriftiness to a whole different level in an upcoming series of Extreme Cheapskates.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)