Dave Barry's Blog

ART UPDATE

Men dressed as vegetables shortlisted for Turner Prize

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ASTRONOMY

Harvest Moon Meets Uranus in the Sky

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

LEGALLY, THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LET HIM GO

Suspected drunk driver in Boston sprays cologne in his mouth after hitting dump truck, police say

(Thanks to Poker)

CHECK THE CARDBOARD-DOUGHNUT SHOPS

A cardboard policeman used as a crime prevention aid in a Yorkshire supermarket has been stolen.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AS IS HER CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Woman to cops: "You're not arresting me until I take a bath"

(Thanks to Ralph)

PET OWNER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

"Someone said to me 'when you heard the noise why didn't you check to see if the cat was in the machine', but how many times do you check to see if the cat is in your washing machine?"

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman called 911 from back of patrol car

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE WILL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE AWFUL NEWS

Bieber vomits onstage during concert

And yet, pro that he is, he kept right on singing.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and -- appropriately enough -- Ralph)