WHY YOU SHOULD STICK TO BEER
Naked monk in woods 'had eaten bad berries'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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September 14, 2012
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Stick to the wine, brother.
Posted by: MikeyVA | September 14, 2012 at 01:08 PM
The Bad Berries of the Shire WBAGNFAPostProgressiveIndieFunkB
Posted by: jon | September 14, 2012 at 01:10 PM
Maybe food poisoning does cause hangovers?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 14, 2012 at 01:52 PM
*note to self: next time claim to have eaten bad berries*
Thanks Mr. Blog Sir!!
Posted by: random thunking | September 14, 2012 at 02:00 PM
"It remains a mystery how he came to be naked."
I know it's a stretch, but...maybe he took his clothes off?
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 14, 2012 at 02:17 PM
Pretty sure I saw Naked Monk open for the Butthole Surfers back in the day.
Posted by: Dmentd | September 14, 2012 at 03:07 PM
This story could have had a very Grimm ending.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 14, 2012 at 03:29 PM
No! Now the next creep who hangs outside cheerleader practice will just say he had hemlock poison and it wasn't his fault.
Posted by: Elon | September 14, 2012 at 03:54 PM
Belladonna poisoning, according to someone's translation of the hospital record.
Posted by: Elon | September 14, 2012 at 03:56 PM
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | September 14, 2012 at 05:00 PM
The right kind of hallucinations will get you naked in no time at all.
Posted by: Steve | September 14, 2012 at 05:55 PM
"It remains a mystery how he came to be naked."
Earlier in the story, it says that he left with a bicycle and a tent. Perhaps he didn't "come to be" naked, but was naked from the start of his journey.
Posted by: JD | September 14, 2012 at 05:59 PM
The berries were bad, but the 'shrooms were out of sight.
Posted by: padraig | September 14, 2012 at 06:13 PM
Inspired the country song revision: Berries Make Her Clothes Fall Off.
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 14, 2012 at 06:24 PM
Got to find out how to grow those berries. Going to make a fortune selling them in San Francisco.
Posted by: wingnut | September 14, 2012 at 09:05 PM
*Snork* at Ms. Flukey!! Good one!
Posted by: ubetcha | September 14, 2012 at 09:11 PM
Must have missed that Monk episode.
Posted by: Clankie | September 14, 2012 at 09:25 PM
And a berry good time was had by all.
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 14, 2012 at 09:51 PM