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September 24, 2012

WHERE THE *HELL* IS THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS?'

Global Bacon Shortage 'Unavoidable' Next Year, Says U.K.'s National Pig Association

(Thanks to queensbee)

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No bacon? This will not stand!

Our household is pretty much exclusively Turkey Bacon. I'm already doomed.

Time for another Glorious Revolution.

wow

it's gotten so kevin bacon can't see his own sausage

The pig herd is declining at a significant rate. No wonder the sow herd is shrinking!

This could be the start of another war.
France on high alert

and for you pig scholars: oly-hay hit-say!

Climate change impacts are far worse than anyone imagined.

And they laughed at me when I started stockpiling bacon...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I believe Global Bacon Shortage caused Lady Gaga to cancel her next tour.

*cozies up to Ms. Flukey*

Are they talking about a 'real' bacon shortage or a shortage of that stuff the Canadians call bacon?

We need more pigs! Where can I buy one?

I don't know about y'all, but I'm hoarding.

I went on this caveman diet a couple of months ago and bacon is one of the 5 critical food groups along with steak, salmon, dark meat and eggs. We poor Neanderthals may have to start eating vegan sausage made from real vegans.

As a student of the differences between British and American English (lift/elevator, bonnet/hood, etc.) I feel compelled to add National Pig Association/Congress.

Bringing home the bacon is going to include a ski mask and a .38 Special

I am ambivalent about this news...

Plus also a curmudgeon...

Next year, they say? Well then, the President can breathe easy, the disaster won't hit until after the election...

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