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Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors
(Thanks to Ken Fineberg, who says, "I hope this thing knows when to shut off.")
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September 22, 2012
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Does it function as you drive at 85 MPH? It may be a cheaper fine than the previous example posted. (She was head over heels for that guy?)
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 22, 2012 at 07:25 PM
I would never leave the house again.....
Posted by: Make It Rain | September 22, 2012 at 08:04 PM
I can hear the K-Tel commercial now..."Call before midnight tomorrow! But Wait! There's more!"
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 22, 2012 at 08:05 PM
I suspect this was invented by a frustrated dairy farmer. And he's single, ladies.
Posted by: Bear | September 22, 2012 at 08:22 PM
I'm picturing the conveyer belt and Lucy and Ethel: "Speed it up a little!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 22, 2012 at 08:23 PM
They'll be milking this for all it's worth.
Posted by: JG | September 22, 2012 at 09:21 PM
Here in the US the gadget that is in the news is the new single use coffee machine from Starbucks. Next the Chinese will combine the two. No doubt the new single use coffee machine/sperm extractor will include a convenient shelf to rest your latte.
Posted by: Marc | September 22, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Thank you, and come again!
Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | September 22, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Yes, it really does suck!
Posted by: Waynes World | September 22, 2012 at 11:09 PM
I would never want the job of cleaning that thing!
And how do they know it works before they ship it out to the customer? One word: Eewwww!
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 23, 2012 at 12:58 AM
can't...type...need tissue...for my eyes...
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 23, 2012 at 08:22 AM
It won't be long untill there will be one in every bar in America, right next to the poker machines
Posted by: wingnut | September 23, 2012 at 08:37 AM
"Automatic Sperm Extractor". ww NOT bagnfarb
Posted by: LeDud | September 23, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Are Dave and Judi going to file this one under Productivity Enhancers?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 23, 2012 at 01:03 PM
Jeff, you forgot the obligatory geezer alert!
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 23, 2012 at 03:03 PM
Oh, and *snork* at everyone.
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 23, 2012 at 03:03 PM
This would have made the Prom a lot more fun.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 23, 2012 at 09:00 PM
Historical note: William Jefferson Kennedy Roosevelt Clinton would never have been censured if he'd had one of these machines.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 23, 2012 at 09:02 PM
I believe Dave's Christmas list just got a little longer, so to speak.
Posted by: Steve | September 24, 2012 at 10:04 AM