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Men without testicles might live longer, study suggests

(Thanks to Dan Barr, Jay Brandes, Chris Elzi and wiredog)

Comments

[World's Oldest Living Brain Donor]

Stay tuned for the results of the survey asking men why they would WANT to live longer if they had their testickles removed early in life.

[wingnut]

The philosopher Sam Kinison pointed out many years ago those last years aren't the good ones anyway. Live hard, go out while you still have a chance to look good at your visitation.

[queensbee]

do not get me started with this one.

[DrPat]

It seems they ride bikes faster, anyway...

[JD]

I couldn't read the article. I couldn't get past the picture of the very old WOMAN leaning slightly to one side in a restaurant booth while discretely holding a butter knife in her right hand. To finish the symbolism, there's an empty basket on the table in front of her.

Personally, I don't think there ever was such a study. This is just some sadistic toying with men.

[shudders and holds himself]

[Jeff Meyerson]

Didn't Korean Eunuchs open for Alcohol Enema, or was it the other way around?

[Clankie]

So what your saying is, ( insert name of least favorite politician here ) will probably live forever...?

[max]

Is it really a longer life or does it just seem that way?

[Elon]

Living to 100 is overrated anyway.

[queensbee]

a friend of mine posted this joke on facebook:
a little old lady walking down the street is dragging 2 plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. but there is a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while, a $20 bill falls out and onto the pavement.
A cop on the beat notices this, and says - hey, lady, you got $20 bills falling out of that bag...
Damn, she says . now i have to go back and see if i can collect some of em. Thanks officer.
but the cop says, wait a minute! where did you get a bag full of $20 bills? Did you steal it?
Hell no, says the woman, but you see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. every time there is a game, all these fans swarm like flies, and pee in my bushes, right on my flower beds. So, i go stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper - and each time someone sticks his johnson thru the bushes, i call out: hey, 20 bucks, or i cut that thing off!
the cop laughs, and says its a great idea.
wait a minute, the cop says - what's in the other bag?
Well, says the little old lady - not ALL of them pay.....

[Wolfsong]

You call that living??

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

It's a common misconception that their removal eliminates your ability to ... um ... make whoopee. So maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

[mudstuffin]

i saw men without testicles back in '89 at the agora.

[HogsAteMySister]

Is this why the French are always surrendering?

[Afkat]

Some would say that, after marriage, castration is redundant...

*ducks*

[PirateBoy]

Didn't Men Without Testicles open for Men Without Hats?

Now Playing: Ex-Gov. "Ah-nold" (I'll be Bach!) Schwarzenegger in Gonad, the Destroyer

[MikeyVA]

I know a lot of guys who have no testicles.

[Steve]

I wouldn't wonder about that.
Those things like to have gotten me shot a number of times.

[ubetcha]

Such a conuntdrum ...

I always wanted to detesticalize my cheating ex-husband, but now I'm not so sure.

[Omniskeptic]

What a load of ballocks.