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September 25, 2012

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Men without testicles might live longer, study suggests

(Thanks to Dan Barr, Jay Brandes, Chris Elzi and wiredog)

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Stay tuned for the results of the survey asking men why they would WANT to live longer if they had their testickles removed early in life.

The philosopher Sam Kinison pointed out many years ago those last years aren't the good ones anyway. Live hard, go out while you still have a chance to look good at your visitation.

do not get me started with this one.

It seems they ride bikes faster, anyway...

I couldn't read the article. I couldn't get past the picture of the very old WOMAN leaning slightly to one side in a restaurant booth while discretely holding a butter knife in her right hand. To finish the symbolism, there's an empty basket on the table in front of her.

Personally, I don't think there ever was such a study. This is just some sadistic toying with men.

[shudders and holds himself]

Didn't Korean Eunuchs open for Alcohol Enema, or was it the other way around?

So what your saying is, ( insert name of least favorite politician here ) will probably live forever...?

Is it really a longer life or does it just seem that way?

Living to 100 is overrated anyway.

a friend of mine posted this joke on facebook:
a little old lady walking down the street is dragging 2 plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. but there is a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while, a $20 bill falls out and onto the pavement.
A cop on the beat notices this, and says - hey, lady, you got $20 bills falling out of that bag...
Damn, she says . now i have to go back and see if i can collect some of em. Thanks officer.
but the cop says, wait a minute! where did you get a bag full of $20 bills? Did you steal it?
Hell no, says the woman, but you see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. every time there is a game, all these fans swarm like flies, and pee in my bushes, right on my flower beds. So, i go stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper - and each time someone sticks his johnson thru the bushes, i call out: hey, 20 bucks, or i cut that thing off!
the cop laughs, and says its a great idea.
wait a minute, the cop says - what's in the other bag?
Well, says the little old lady - not ALL of them pay.....

You call that living??

It's a common misconception that their removal eliminates your ability to ... um ... make whoopee. So maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

i saw men without testicles back in '89 at the agora.

Is this why the French are always surrendering?

Some would say that, after marriage, castration is redundant...

*ducks*

Didn't Men Without Testicles open for Men Without Hats?

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I know a lot of guys who have no testicles.

I wouldn't wonder about that.
Those things like to have gotten me shot a number of times.

Such a conuntdrum ...

I always wanted to detesticalize my cheating ex-husband, but now I'm not so sure.

What a load of ballocks.

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