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September 20, 2012

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN YESTERDAY

A woman who shouted "I'm Jack Sparrow" at police as she stole a ferry was lucky she was not injured, the owners of the vessel said.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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She needs to get some eyeliner tips from Jack Sparrow.

That's taking Talk Like A Pirate a bit too far.

How did I miss act like a pirate day?

"...aggravated vehicle taking..."

Heh. You gotta love the British way with words.

Grand Theft Ferry.
Grand Theft Fairy?
Grand theft, Fairy!

Okay, I'll stop now.

Kingswear's Fart Princess dairy thief 'Jack Sparrow' jailed

Was she arrested for not adding "Captain"?

I thought Jack Sparrow was *allowed* to do this sort of thing, no?

I think she should be pardoned, with the thanks of a Pirate Nation standing beside her. Ahoy! And she be the PirateDay Parade Princess next year. Let it be spoken, let it be done!

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