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September 21, 2012

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Police in Michigan said a woman squirted a convenience store clerk with ketchup because she was angry about a lack of hot sauce.

(Thanks to Ralph, and Chris Lawson)

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Was this the face that lunched a thousand chips. And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?

OK, see, Ilium is Troy, and it's Marlowe, carrying on about Helen, and ... oh, forget it.

Got it, Omni.

If she had the hot sauce the guy could be blind by now.

Of course Dave's headline should have read:

First it was the Thin Mints Melee...

But was it refrigerated ketchup?

That was my first thought too Ralph.

Imagine my surprise when I found out they arrested the woman and not the store clerk who didn't have hot sauce for the nachos.

She probably regrets doing it in Heinz sight.

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