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September 24, 2012

THIS JUST IN

Some men too fat to see their own penis

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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" Mirror, mirror on the floor..."

Can't see the tree for the forest.

*snork* at Clankie!

Trust me guys, there isn't much to see....

Lookin' out for number one.

After all this is why mirrors were invented

"Obese men who are unable to see their penises are said to be five times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes and three times more likely to develop colon cancer."

Small penises cause diabetes and cancer. But don't worry, there's a pill for that. Viagra every 4 hours will keep your penis large all the time.

Big deal. If you've seen one you want to see them all you've seen them all.

Also contributes to "dribble on the seat" syndrome.

Dickey Doo - Your belly sticks out farther than your dickey doo.

(Ladies have the equivalent - Tittie Doo)

i never sausage shrinkage

No pictures please!

Well, sure, you shouldn't look down on the unemployed.

Why would they need to see it? They're always rooting around down there with their hands anyway.

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