THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE NATIONAL GUARD TO FORM A PERIMETER AROUND FLATHEAD COUNTY

9:59 a.m. Someone on Highway 35 in Kalispell found a dead bat.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[JG]

Big deal. Most of the Minnesota Twins have dead bats...

[ligirl]

♪ Another Pleasant Valley Flathead County Sunday
Dogs are barking everywhere
Drunken people who are all insane
And no one seems to care

[Jan in Grimsby]

Paging Mr. Osborne.

[Jan in Grimsby]

^u

[MikeyVA]

First naked drunks,now Bats?

Where is the SEAL team when you need them?

[Steve]

"...a bearded man in red sweatpants..."
It would appear that Santa's off his meds again.
Someone get some cookies, stat!

[Just Some Guy]

Good headline, Mr. Language Person, but you got it wrong.

[LeDud]

PERIMETER ! Searches for Barcardi and coke.......

[Jeff Meyerson]

We recently viewed the third Bourne movie in preparation for the new one, and every time David Straithairn called for a "perimeter" to catch Jason Bourne (as if) I kept thinking, "damn it, there's no time!"

[nursecindy]

4:27 p.m. A redhead with a history of bad driving was seen driving badly down Highway 93 South. The caller assumed she was intoxicated.
First I would like to point out that I was not on Hwy. 93 in Flathead County this weekend.
Wouldn't it be great if they did an episode of 24 in Flathead County?
Jack Bauer: Chloe, get me the coordinates on Hwy. 35
Chloe: I'm on it Jack. Confirm dead bat in the middle of the road.
Jack Bauer: Got it. I'm going in to set up a perimeter.

[Jeff Meyerson]

12:00 p.m. A redheaded man with a dog created a disturbance in the lobby of the Bigfork library.

12:26 p.m. The redhead was seen again, this time wearing a red helmet, at a Bigfork laundry mat talking about guns and the “mafia.” He was last seen pedaling his bike down Highway 35.

[Just Some Guy]

12:28 p.m. A yellowhead wearing bluejeans and a whiteshirt walked by. A blackhead and a brownhead looked over, but did not react risibly.

[ligirl]

Jack Bauer commandeers tipped golf cart, races toward abandoned red truck, crashing through empty beer cans; jumps onto truck & retrieves dead bat - throws it to barking dogs, poisoning them; chases down alleged drunk drivers & beats the snot out of them; throws elderly woman out of car & commandeers her vehicle; sets up perimeter around cussing, belligerent wife & lassos horse; rides horse to Bluegrass Drive & lassos fleeing doorman; gallops to convenience store & shoots santa in the thigh....

yeah, it might work

[wiredog]

Wasn't that how Steven King's "The Stand: The LP" started?

[Clankie]

JG... You beat me to it.

[LeDud]

snork at ligirl. I'm not sure even Jack would take on a drunken horse-riding lush

[Betsy]

"At all times, at least one dog in Somers is barking" - Our Pledge to You

[mazar larry]

I can't get the link.

[Loudmouth]

And now he's the Bat-man.

[Wolfsong]

And.....the prices of school lunches plummeted to an all time low.....

[The Minx]

I wonder if the residents of Flathead County know what an important part of the blog they are?