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September 14, 2012

THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

To Battle Iguanas, Puerto Rico Has New Plan: Put Them on Menu

(Thanks to The Perts)

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iguana flambe, stuffed with Lion fish...

I'd rather eat an iguana than a bug.

"They infiltrate electrical substations and trigger power outages, including one in January at the island's biggest shopping mall. They congregate on runways at the international airport in San Juan, periodically forcing officials to delay flights until they can be removed."

Also, they are clearly minions of the squirrels.

Iguana point out reptile dysfunction again.


I guana eat a Big Mac instead of this lizard.

"Some even consume it in the hope of increasing their sex drive, according to a recent U.S. government report on the reptiles."

OK, I see a multi-million dollar opportunity here. Which one of you bloglits can market this lizard? I will help in any way I can (let me know where to send my resume).

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