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September 15, 2012

THE HAPPIEST (burrrppp) PLACE ON EARTH

Magic Kingdom No Longer “Dry”, Ready To Serve Beer & Wine

(Thanks to Dan Barr)

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Space Mountain with a bladder full of beer.
The adventure begins!

In a surprising development, Disney officials have decided that the dinner hour will be begin at 9 a.m. for visitors accompanied by more than one small, screaming child.
I loved Space Mountain Steve.

NC -- did he love you?

In Anaheim, DisneyLand has served alcohol for years, just not to the general public, at a private club upstairs from the restaurant located at the end of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride. And it has always been easy to hop on the Monorail and be whisked to the DisneyLand Hotel and its convenient bar - just give the kids a time and place to meet back in the park.

markhh, that's what happens when you forget to use a comma. And yes he did.

Now all the Disney characters can be goofy.

Cindy, I loved Space Mountain, too. It was the only part of the whole place that I did truly like.
Well, except the part when my father mentioned that the young lady behind him in line spent the time rubbing her "bubbies" on his back.


There will be a lot more than two-year-olds peeing on the Magic sidewalks...

Took the family on what was our only major vacation to Disney World when the kids were teenagers. Second Day we hit Epcot and the It's a Small World Thing, I'm thinking woo-woo. Then I discovered that every little country has it's own beer. And I have never been so proud to be part of a global community. My wife, not so proud.

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