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September 07, 2012

TERROR CONTINUES TO STALK FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:13 p.m. A woman on Shady Lane called in claiming that one of her suspicious neighbors was out with his airsoft gun. She later claimed that although he does own an airsoft gun, he was only holding a flute at the time of the call.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Make it stop. Make it stop!

It seems that at 10:11 in the morning, the Bumpasses dogs were on the prowl again.
Hope they didn't get the turkey.

Oho Steve, your alluding to Shallit's Christmas Story. There really should be a movie/TV show on this stuff. Who would believe it ?

Dud: You're close; Jean Shepherd's Christmas story. A recent loss, and a talented, funny man.

Was his name Ian by any chance?

On the next day's report is this: 2:11 p.m. At all times, at least one dog in Somers is barking.

They work in shifts and they're very proud of their commitment to the trade. UNIONS YES!

9:23 a.m. A heated argument over cookies broke out in the home of an elderly couple on Reeds Lane in Columbia Falls.

The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane?

*Indubitable mega-geezer alert*

In other news, Wolfsong's browser lists "Dave Barry's Blog" under "Most visited".

Makes me proud.

If you ban flutes only criminal band and orchestra players will have flutes!

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