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September 24, 2012

TENNESSEE FOREPLAY

William L. Wofford, 51, said he and Peters were in the living room of his residence where he was having sex with Peters. He stated that during sex, Peters picked up a hammer and struck him on the head, the report stated.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who notes: "Newport is in Cocke County, TN.")

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"...she allegedly hit a man on his head at least five times with a hammer that she was having sex with..."

Ball peen?

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

and ladies and gentlemen of this blog she did

Neighbors allegedly saw Peters run from Wofford's residence in a "French maid" outfit that had been purchased at Walmart.

That explains it, right nursecindy? The Walmart Crazy Gas at work.

I missed that the first time, Howard.

She was having sex with the hammer?

Inquiring minds want to know what kind of hammer she used for the alleged assault? Claw? Ball-peen? Sledge?

Now playing: Sister Sledge?

"A hammer that she was having sex with." Mister Language Person could live off that one for the rest of his days.

Didn't Mr. Wofford wonder why there was a hammer in the living room?

And didn't the Hammering French Maids open for no one?

She is one tough critic.
She is going to keep flogging him until her morale improves.

At the brand new Tennessee Waltz
You were literally assaulting his hair
At the brand new Tennessee Waltz
It's just no telling who will be there.

I thought men liked stuff like that!
You're absolutely right, Jeff. Although, when you think about it, is there anything any sexier than a French Maid Halloween costume from Walmart?

Johnson - reported on Peters - about hammering a guy - while getting nailed.

Did I read this correctly?

someone was hammered when they were screwing....or screwed when they were hammered.... - so alcohol was involved?

So, first she got nailed, then she got hammered, then she got nailed by the police.... She really is good and screwed.

what a tool

Blue, you nailed it. Again.

Ironic that this was reported in The Plain Talk! Seems like pretty darn fancy talk to me.

One should always check with the BBB before hiring craftsmen (and craftswomen).

Having sex with Peters. hehehe

How did the neighbors know where the French Maid costume was purchased? Or did they just assume, since it's Tennessee and all?

She could have been having sex with the hammer. Just use your imagination.

JD - maybe it still had the tags on it? Maybe the witness has an identical outfit?

And, did the hammer come with the outfit?

Ain't love grand?

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