« Previous | Main | Next »

September 19, 2012

TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

With Ben Folds.

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Aarrr!

Courtesy of Kingdom of Loathing, a somewhat more fulsome, and perhaps understandable, version: a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking up out of his swashbuckling pants. The bartender asks him, "Did you know that you have a steering wheel sticking up out of your swashbuckling pants?" The pirate replies: "Arrrr! It be driving me nuts!"

Yar, Ben Folds be getting into the spirrrit of the day

Didja hearrr about the boy who dressed as a pirate for Halloween? A woman saw him and said: "Oh, what a cute pirate! But where are your buccaneers?"

"On the sides of my buccan head."

you didn't understand him, Dmentd?

This day should be a national holiday!

But why am I stuck in "buccan" meetings all day? Something's not right with that!

And also, Yar!

No, Judi. Sound quality wasn't great.

That be not the pirate joke I preferrrr.

That be this one:

Two pirates meet up, and one says, "I see ye have a new hook where yer good right hand used to be."

"Arrr, I was boardin' a Spanish freighter and some blaggard cut off me hand with a cutlass."

"And I see ye have a new eyepatch as well."

"Arrr, I was recuperrrratin' from losin' me hand, rrrelaxin' on the beach, and a blasted seagull flew overrr and SHAT right in me eye."

"...I be no doctor, but usually gettin' seagull scat in yer eye doesn't cause you to lose the whole eye."

"Firrrst day with a new hook, it does!"

Harrrrrrrrrrr!

Thank ye Helga!

I like the Robot Chicken version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lu4E246AI

Sorry, I don't know how to link.....

I like the Robot Chicken version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lu4E246AI

Sorry, I don't know how to link.....

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise