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Aarrr!
Posted by: Phil "Rrrip" McAvity | September 19, 2012 at 03:55 AM
Courtesy of Kingdom of Loathing, a somewhat more fulsome, and perhaps understandable, version: a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking up out of his swashbuckling pants. The bartender asks him, "Did you know that you have a steering wheel sticking up out of your swashbuckling pants?" The pirate replies: "Arrrr! It be driving me nuts!"
Posted by: Dmentd | September 19, 2012 at 07:28 AM
Yar, Ben Folds be getting into the spirrrit of the day
Posted by: pokerrrr | September 19, 2012 at 07:34 AM
Didja hearrr about the boy who dressed as a pirate for Halloween? A woman saw him and said: "Oh, what a cute pirate! But where are your buccaneers?"
"On the sides of my buccan head."
Posted by: Ralph | September 19, 2012 at 07:44 AM
you didn't understand him, Dmentd?
Posted by: judi the barberho | September 19, 2012 at 09:29 AM
This day should be a national holiday!
But why am I stuck in "buccan" meetings all day? Something's not right with that!
And also, Yar!
Posted by: Pirateboy | September 19, 2012 at 09:41 AM
No, Judi. Sound quality wasn't great.
Posted by: Dmentd | September 19, 2012 at 10:37 AM
That be not the pirate joke I preferrrr.
That be this one:
Two pirates meet up, and one says, "I see ye have a new hook where yer good right hand used to be."
"Arrr, I was boardin' a Spanish freighter and some blaggard cut off me hand with a cutlass."
"And I see ye have a new eyepatch as well."
"Arrr, I was recuperrrratin' from losin' me hand, rrrelaxin' on the beach, and a blasted seagull flew overrr and SHAT right in me eye."
"...I be no doctor, but usually gettin' seagull scat in yer eye doesn't cause you to lose the whole eye."
"Firrrst day with a new hook, it does!"
Posted by: padraig | September 19, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Harrrrrrrrrrr!
Posted by: Cap'n Helga Beerbong | September 19, 2012 at 01:50 PM
Thank ye Helga!
Posted by: pegleg padraig the scourrrrge of lake mendota | September 19, 2012 at 02:53 PM
I like the Robot Chicken version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lu4E246AI
Sorry, I don't know how to link.....
Posted by: Make It Rain | September 19, 2012 at 08:38 PM
I like the Robot Chicken version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lu4E246AI
Sorry, I don't know how to link.....
Posted by: Make It Rain | September 19, 2012 at 08:39 PM