SURE, HE SAYS THAT

Man Says His Large Penis Prompts Security Delay At SFO

(Thanks to Steve Showalter, a long time ago)

Comments

[MikeyVA]

Yeah, Dollie Parton said the same thing.

[wiredog]

Mikey,
Dollie (not Dolly) said she had a large penis? What batteries does it use?

[poker]

He was just glad to see them

[WVplantman]

He is going to need to order the extra long kilt.

[WVplantman]

I was reminded of this

[nursecindy]

As a medical professional I will have to examine the evidence before I can give an intelligent comment.

[PirateBoy]

Only 13 inches? Poor little guy!

And a song for him: Take a look....

[Layzeeboy]

This story's hard to swallow ;)

[WVplantman]

PirateBoy, I was reminded of this classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g but my linky didn't work. Where are the grandchildren when I need tech support?

[mazar larry]

I'm guessing they are also suspicious of the opposite condition.

[PirateBoy]

WVplantman's link: Monster in my Pants

[Ross_marks]

Here's a picture

http://i.imgur.com/M9rUY.jpg

[Wolfsong]

If he slapped a sock and a running shoe on it he'd have a hell of an advantage in a track meet.

Just sayin'.....

[JD]

They keep records? Who are they? Where are the records kept? How come nobody has called me?

[HogsAteMySister]

Sadly, I have never been delayed by TSA for a big thigh lump. Not even once.

[Dmentd]

Gee, if I had a dollar for every time this has happened to me, I'd...still be broke. Again.

[Steve]

If it can drag on the ground when cruising at 30,000, he should be on the no fly list, anyway.

[wingnut]

I think this guys 15 minutes are surely over. I think from now one we can refer to him as "the biggest penis" without really intending to reference his male apendage.

[nursecindy]

Wolfsong, you made my day. There was an elderly male patient at a nursing home I worked at that could literally throw his penis over his shoulder. He was very proud of it and never missed an opportunity to show anyone that wanted to see it. It was very impressive. In fact I saw this about twenty years ago and I've never forgotten it.

[Betsy]

Because I'm too cheap to spring for premium channels, I missed the "...1999 HBO documentary profiling men with large penises."

Had I but known...

[Magdalene]

In what has to be the most innappropriate banner ad link *ever* the one at the bottom of the page featuring this article heralded "Back To School Clothes For Kids In All Sizes!"

[wiredog]

Old Army Marching Song:

Does your d* hang low
Is it swingin to and fro
Can you tie it in a knot
Can you tie it in a bow
Can you sling it on your shoulder
Like an Airborne soldier
Does your d* hang low

[Spiny Norman]

nc,

That sounds like the old guy from Ron White's "Squirrel Man" routine.

o_O

[Emmett Flatus]

Reportedly Uncle Miltie would receive the same inspection.

[magdalene]

...as a 'cultural historic side-note' that possibly nobody will be interested to know, the British/Canadian version of the above tune as told to my childhood ears by my previously mostly boring and saintly but afterward much cooler and far more interesting _GRANDMOTHER_ the second line was replaced by "Does it wobble to and fro" the fifth by "can you through it over your shoulder" the sixth: "like a Regimental soldier". With the rest being pretty much the same.

Needless to say I was shocked (grinning wildly) when my grade three teacher tried to introduce this song as something children should sing, being only mildly dissapointed when she got to the big moment and sang "Ears" instead...