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September 11, 2012

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Bank of America exec loses millions after court says you can't moon your boss

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

(Judi, take note.)

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Wanger Asset Management? 'Nuff said.

We might as well just shred the Constitution now and be done with it.

The Bottom Line...how appropriate is that?

butt

can you still show them uranus?

Well, that's a warning shot across Judi's bow if I've ever seen one

A guy sued Columbia Asset,
Saying his bonus's safety was tacit.
But he fell on his face
You ask: who won the case?
The guys that he flaunted his ass at.

Bravo, Ford.

Step 1: Vest your options
Step 2: Moon your bosses

It is critical that you don't proceed to 2 until completing 1.

These upstart young guys who don't know enough to read the fine print. Section XII, Paragraph 23.3 of his contract clearly states that "... salary and compensation disputes shall be the subject of binding and fully-clothed arbitration ..."

His boss should have more sensitive, though, when he said, "Bonus, my ass!"

Jeff, YOu are so RIGHT!

If you can't show your assets at work we might as well be North Korea!

yay, Ford!

There once was a man named Selch
Whose mooning his bosses did squelch
"If you dare 'squeeze my package'
I can't show you my crackage?!
Next time, then, I'll just have to fart belch"

"... a one-free-mooning-reprieve."?

Ford79 & Ligirl. LOL. Two Shakespears in the making !

I thought asset management was his job...

It's still okay to slap them and call them stupid isn't it?

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