SO TRUE

ALL OF US APPRAISE BUTTOCKS

(No, we don't know what this is about. And we don't want to know.)

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[WVplantman]

I tried reading the article, but it induced a flashback so I had to stop.

[Cheesewiz]

I wonder which non-Western country tried their hand, this time, at our wonderfully eccentric grammar?

[The Minx]

I don't understand the article, either. I just want to state for the record I do not appraise buttocks, and don't understand the practice of it, either.

[Ralph]

It's obvious: Arizona cops are not allowed to use racial profiling, but there's nothing in the Constitution that prevents them from finding probable cause by appraising buttocks. Problem solved.

[nursecindy]

The first regularions had been authorized simply by State of az Republican Governor Jan Coffee maker with April 2010.
Their governor is Jan Coffee Maker?

[DrPat]

The article's bizarre wording made it seem like it had been hacked. And not purposefully, but randomly, with "ALL OF US" and other phrases inserted everywhere.

However, I myself do appraise buttocks, and profile them too. It is a practice I intend to continue as long as allowed by local "regularions". And my spouse.

[Head_Smashed_In]

ALL YOUR ACTUAL BUTTOCKS ARE APPRAISE TO US!

[Dmentd]

"Buttocks Appraisers" might, or might not, BAGNFARB. Couldn't be any worse than "Butthole Surfers." You decide.

[PirateBoy]

The key phrase: With her judgment, ALL OF US District Appraise Susan Bolton stated the actual the courtroom will not ignore the actual way with the Best The courtroom that the supply would not want to possibly be further questioned right up until it got obtained effect.

Or not. What do I know? My appraisal was much too large .

[Spiny Norman]

Is this an English-to-Greek-to-English Babelfish gag?

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Yeah, my money's on a mangled translation. Replace "ALL OF US" with "US" and it makes a little more sense, but not much. melodika.net is registered to someone in Sofia, Bulgaria. Also, notice the two spam links randomly embedded.

[WVplantman]

Snork at Spiny and the English to "Greek" comment.

[Michael Schmitt]

I think this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19497994 is the original article.

It looks like Melodika ran it through synonym replacement software, to make it look like an original article.

So the headline "US judge backs key provision of Arizona migrant law" became "ALL OF US appraise buttocks critical supply of State of az migration regularions":

US = ALL OF US
judge = appraise
backs = buttocks
key = critical
provision =supply
Arizona = State of az
migrant = migration
law = regularions (regulations?)

[Jan in Grimsby]

Someone get an Enigma machine. Stat.

[Wolfsong]

US buttocks appraise for value added surfing! Governor Pat Emdown Northwest Dakota spines jellyfish!

that is all.

[Steve]

At the bottom, it says it was done with free software, which is, sometimes, way too expensive.

[Loudmouth]

Once it's appraised, can we bid on it?

Buttocks are graded like diamonds.

[omniskeptic]

I appraise, you appraise, we all appraise ... um, buttocks!