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September 17, 2012

ROMANCE

Man almost dies when mailing himself to girlfriend

(Thanks to The Perts)

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He was almost cancelled?

He was junk mailed?

Glad he didn't try the US Post Office.

Well, this certainly proves the findings of that study which says sex makes you smarter.

Not to get too much off topic, but has anyone noticed on the blogphone the recent advertisements that say boost your testosterone with this one weird trick? Yet, they all picture these very beautiful, voluptuous women. Normally, when I see ads like this, they are pictured with young, really ripped men. What am I missing? (And to answer your first question, yes, I am naïve, and to answer your second question, yes, I do live in a cave.)

It really takes the romance out of it when you have to do CPR on them.

♪ Darling, Hu Seng - me!
Yes, it's Hu Seng - me!
Darling, up-end me
Open me soon, open me soon
Open me soon, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-[thump] ♬

Somehow I knew this was a Chinese guy. The younger generation is predominantly male (like 60%) because of sex selection by parents. So when a cute girl comes along she gets a LOT of extra attention.

I humbly suggest that no one else should attempt a romantic gesture based on a Woody Guthrie song.

I suppose however we should be glad that he didn't use The Motorcycle Song as an inspiration, innocent bystanders might have been harmed.

Loser.

Those wacky Chinese.

He was trapped in an air tight box "much longer than he should have been"?

How long should you be trapped in an air tight box? I've always kind of hoped not to be at all, but maybe I'm narrow minded.

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